Fails to deliver: Cocaine Bear motion picture review.

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And, ladies and gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and prepare for a rollercoaster of hilariousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many kinds of ways. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a fun horror-themed comedy that'll leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear When we first meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild experience. Smugglers with flair elegant grace, as well as a aptitude for dropping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. What he did not realize was that what he was in for, and he'd not intend to create the most famous legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!" You should forget all you believe you know about bears, and their habits of eating. The film takes a strong opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And Bears have a habit of consuming powdered substances. Our cast of characters, like the police who are bumbling or the incompetent criminals along with innocent people who didn't know how to exit from the paper bag and will leave you entertained. Their incompetence as a group is spectacular to look at. If you ever find yourself in need of a laugh Just imagine Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve some crime and not accidentally shooting one another. However, we mustn't forget our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters they appear as in "Frozen." The two hikers find the treasures of Colombian delights, and then before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the Cocaine Bear's fervent appetite. What's the point of someone to play Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear to be found? The movie strikes the perfect combination of horror and comedy it makes you laugh every now and gripping that popcorn to hide in terror the next. The body count is higher as the hairs in your neck, and you'll find yourself cheering at each demise, with hilarious satisfaction. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. It's time to talk about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Picture this: a waterfall streaming down the middle, our brave family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for an era, complete with blasts, bear roars and enough white powder challenge Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think it's over you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of the legendary scale. Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing feels as unstable in the way a squirrel would be, leaving you scratching your head and thinking that the reel actually served as an scratching piece. The good news is that you don't have to worry about it, viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. This bear takes over the show, even if some of the editors seemed seem to be in (blog post) a high-sugar state their own. The story is an amalgamation of tension, double-crossings with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play and you leave the theater with a smirk around your mouth, take note of that reviewer's last advice: You should not feed bears anything. specifically, not even fellow hikers. Be assured that the situation won't make a great ending for anyone. You're now ready to grab your popcorn, buckle up, to get lost in the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else that's sure to leave you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.